Zoophilia

My brother was killed by a giant clam, in Weston-Super-Mare.

My uncle started something with three gorillas that didn’t end well.

My cousin at Bristol Zoo? Well the less said about what happened to him the better.

Perhaps then I wasn’t the best person to volunteer to look after the giant squid. But he looked so lonesome and adorable.  I fell in love right then and there.

 I’m a sucker for tentacles.